The husband has his lesson. Doc: Good.. A: A wife that won't do what she's told. Ek baar santa ka apni wife se jhada ho gya. The woman asks if she can take a picture and the man askes why and the woman says "So I can have it enlarged! Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Do you know what the big difference is between love and marriage?
A: Hopefully your wife. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? Put a nipple on it. Q: What's the first thing your wife does after coming out of the abuse shelter? Wife: That's because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands!
Q: Why can't you trust your wife? A: They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work. They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time! A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.
A: Cheat on their wives! Q: What book do wives like the most? Q: Why did God give women orgasms? Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? I got good hands. A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Kourtney Kardashian thinks an employee hacked her.